A captain was walking on his ship,a sailor rushes in breathless and says:"An enemy ship is approaching us"
The captain replies coolly "Go get my red shirt"
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They've won and the sailor said "Congratulations sir,but why the red shirt?"
D captain says" If I get the injured,I don't want my men to see my blood and loose hope"
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Just then another sailor rushes and says"captain,there are 20 enemy ships approaching"
Captain replies "Go get my yellow trousers".
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