Jokes SMS

• 3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. one Sardar replies- "Oye pagel ho gaya kya ? Ab Tu kaha Baitega.

• "My grand father lived for 96 years.He never used glasses"Sardar: "ya..i know.. few people drink directly from bottle"

• Dog was chasing Srdr.Srdr runs & laughing.A man askd y r u laughing?Srdr:"i hav !DEA sim bt VODAFONE network is following Me..

• Interviewer: "Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor, It catches Fire. How will you Escape?" Sardar: "It is very simple, I wil STOP my Imagination.

• Teacher: How does the Hen comes out of the Egg?Sardar: Thats not a big question Madam, the interesting question is,'How does the Hen goes inside the Egg'!