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Good Morning SMS

• 7 tips to be happy in life........ 1-never be late. 2-don't cheat. 3-live simple.4-expect little.5-work hard.6-always smile.7-have good friends like me! good morning..

• A LOVE STORY: Lux and Rexona are lovers.lived on 501 apartments in Areal street. Lux's father Cinthol, mother Hamam opposed, fixed their marriage with Pears. But Rexona's father Lifeboy and mother Santoor decided Lux and Rexona's marriage in register office. Rexona's uncle Rin, aunty Nirma are witness. 1yr later Rexona gave a twins, named Johnson and Johnson. I reminded all Soap names. So take bath atleast 2morw Pls......... Gud Mrng

• A relation is not how long u been 2gether, not how much u give or take, not how many times u talk 2 each other, its all abtHOW U VALUE ONE ANOTHER.Gud Mrng!!!

• A seed while growing makes no soundA tree when falling makes huge noiseDestruction shouts & the Creation is always Quiet. Gud Morning.Have a Nice Day.

Good Night SMS

• Begin the day with a light heart. Let all u r worries b swept aside at night. Smile a moment & thank God, 4 every moment He cares for u all the way. Good Night

• Care is d Sweetest form of LoveWhen Someone says 'Take Care' it really means that U'll stay in their Heart till d last BeatSo"Take Care"..gudnite.

• D most valuable thing 4 LIFE..! "Dont show so much of LOVE on anyone. Since, it creates a non curable Pain when dey avoid you"... Gdnt :-):)
• swt drmz

• DREAMS r d BEST part of life.If u MISS sleep,u MISS d BEST part of LIFE.So go to bed, catch good sleep...SWEET DREAMS & GUD NIGHT..........

• Everybody seems to be SPECIAL at first sight, But only the SPECIAL ones maintain their level of dignity till the last sight of their life..!!!gud nit swtdrms

Greetings SMS

• "New"day "New"morning "New"hopes "New"plan "New"efforts"New"success "New"feelings.. I Pray God To Give U Happy & Succesful "New Year..."

• 28states1618 languages6400castes6ethnicgroups 29majorfestivals & 1country.i proud 2be an INDIAN. Advance Happy 'INDEPENDENCE DAYjay hind.

• As the New Year dawns...May it bring for u promises of...New dreams to fulfil,new goals to reach and new joys to discover!H APPY NEW YEAR! To u & your family

• Be care full from other duplicate NEW YEAR WISHES. I am the onlyauthorised ISO 9001 2008 certified dealer in NEW YEAR wishes. So a very happy NEW Year

• If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the followin message..Others scroll downADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY.

• Its the day of Cake & Wine, Stars & Candles, Celebration & Decoration, Laughter & Love. Wishing you and your family Merry X mas...

• Itz the Month of CAKES N Candles.Snow N songs. Celebrations N decorations.. Laughter N Love.. Itz December ! Wishing U a advanced Happy X'mas, &New year...

Jokes SMS

• 3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. one Sardar replies- "Oye pagel ho gaya kya ? Ab Tu kaha Baitega.

• "My grand father lived for 96 years.He never used glasses"Sardar: "ya..i know.. few people drink directly from bottle"

• Dog was chasing Srdr.Srdr runs & laughing.A man askd y r u laughing?Srdr:"i hav !DEA sim bt VODAFONE network is following Me..

• Interviewer: "Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor, It catches Fire. How will you Escape?" Sardar: "It is very simple, I wil STOP my Imagination.

• Teacher: How does the Hen comes out of the Egg?Sardar: Thats not a big question Madam, the interesting question is,'How does the Hen goes inside the Egg'!