Funny SMS

• GoodMorninGDate : 02Month : 06Year : 2005Day : Thu Today"s Message "SAVE WATER" So..,Dönt TAKE BATH... ..as usual

• I m on a Mission... Mission 2 make u good... Mission 2 make u nice... ..Mission 2 make u perfect...U knw wat's my mission's name? "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

• 3 ways to catch a Tiger...1. Newton's law_ Allow the tiger to catch you then you catch the tiger2. Einstein's law_ Chase the tiger until the tiger becomes tired then you catch the tiger3. Indian police method_ Catch a cat and beat it until it agrees it is a tiger...

• A cigarette shortens ur lyf by 2 mins!A beer shortens ur lyf by 4 mins!But a working day shortens ur lyf by 8 hrs!So dont go 2 work,just smoke & drink....

• A clay pot having milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot having poison.Its not our outer glamour but our inner virtues that makes us valuable. So please use VIP inner wear.

• A famous writer sad "Luv is like a long sweet dream"& Marriage is an alarm clock"so have swt dreams till ur alarm wakes u up"HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE!

• A girl may not help u2 get lot of salary.But salary may help u to get lot of girls.So luv ur work,Not girls..!
• A LOVE STORY: Lux and Rexona are lovers.lived on 501 apartments in Areal street. Lux's father Cinthol, mother Hamam opposed, fixed their marriage with Pears. But Rexona's father Lifeboy and mother Santoor decided Lux and Rexona's marriage in register office. Rexona's uncle Rin, aunty Nirma are witness. 1yr later Rexona gave a twins, named Johnson and Johnson. I reminded all Soap names. So take bath atleast 2morw Pls......... Gud mrng

• Alcaholic suprabhatham Gurur'RUM'aGurur'WHISKY'Gurur'VODKA''GINN'eswaraGuru'SCOTCH'alPara'BRANDY'Thasmesree 'BEAR'eNamaha"Chears"good night.